An excerpt from this week's New Yorker

This is from Animal Tales by Simon Rich

DALMATIANS

"Hey, look the truck's stopping."

"Did they take us to the park this time?"

"No-it's a fire. Another horrible fire."

"What the heck is wrong with these people?"

I often wonder what dogs must think of us. It looks like Simon Rich does too.

Incidentally, this is how a dalmatian smiles. Who knew?